|
 Today
is a special day for EPW marks, whether they know it or not.
For the past five years, I've ventured out to Perth and been
treated by EPW officials as more of a background figure.
Just the guy that they rely on to have the most awesomely
entertaining matches show after show. But no longer.
EPW have finally recognized that not only am I a technical
wrestling wizard but I am also a well travelled young man
with more stories than a 'Nam Vet. Whilst fanboys sit on
their laptops dreaming about the girls they'd love to make
out with and the parties they'd kill to have invites to... I
actually experience it. But don't worry I'm quite modest and
I HATE egos!
I guess the nerds at
EPWperth.com have kinda heard about my adventures and
now I've been asked to write a monthly column on....
well..... whatever I want to write about. Much like reality
TV, the fans at home can now live vicariously through my
awesome life and pretend that they get as much attention as
I do. And I am TOTALLY cool with that. |
