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We, at epwperth.com, have just
received a stunning memo from the board of directors. It appears
that Tommy Cartel will not be wrestling at RE-AWAKENING.
Cartel was viciously assaulted as he was leaving the gym just
three days ago. Noone has admitted to being responsible as yet,
although EPW officials have told us that they will investigate
the matter thoroughly. Xeriyous Blade is furious and is pointing
the finger of blame in many directions.
The Board of Directors have announced that ‘The Fallen Angel’,
Azazal, will take Cartel’s place in his match against James
Street.
In another news, one of the matches has added a stipulation. As
we all know, Los Freemanos will face off against Anda Nothica
and Jonny Wimbledon in a three way dance. The loser of this
match will be forced to adopt the lifestyle of the man who pins
him. So we could see a crazy dancing Los Freemanos? Or a tennis
playing Anda Nothica? Or a Mexican mask wearing Jonny Wimbledon?
Whatever the outcome you don’t want to miss RE-AWAKENING.
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