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Hello Clownshoes,
I've taken the time out of my busy world tour to send you a
postcard and let you know how much of an amazing time I'm
having, while you are stuck in your mundane lives with chubby
bellys and even chubbier girlfriends.
So far, the Answer has swept
America by storm. I have enjoyed bareback horse-riding along
winding beaches, tamborine classes at sunset and have even made
flower necklaces for each and every one of the Forefathers, as a
little thankyou gift for sending me on such a lovely world tour.
I am pleased to see that Jimmy Payne still wears the EPW title
with style and my good friends Davis Storm and Mr. Hartley
Jackson are still your EPW Tag Team Champions. Quite frankly, if
I was a fan of Explosive Pro Wrestling, which I'm not.. but if I
was, I'd be cheering my little heart out each and every time the
Forefathers grace the EPW ring. Speaking of cheering... I just
love people standing up on their tables in restaurants chanting
"Dooley, Dooley" every time I walk by. It's wonderful to know
that I am the same massive star here in America as I am in
Australia.
You'll have to forgive me, one of the girls from the below
picture needs another Nating so I must be off. If you are in the
area, look for the buff guy swanning himself by the pool with a
little umbrella in his drink - that is me.
So long you awful, awful people,
Kindest Regards, Nate Dooley xxoo.
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