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Yes yes clownshoes, your prayers have been answered with another
postcard from Dooley.
Much like the Forefathers of Explosive Coastal Wrestling, I too
am sitting on top of the world. The Answer finds himself in the
heart of New York City and atop the fabled Empire State
Building.
And just like King Kong, I capture hot blondes and smash through
cities like a hurricane - at least that's what I've been doing
to the bars! Oh, mercy.
New York City reminds me a lot of an EPW show - vile, ugly
people with foul mouths and equally foul body odour all crammed
in one place. It's lucky I only travelled by limousine or I just
may have been a little nervous rubbing shoulders with the
regular Humanoids. If only there could be a steel barrier
separating me from the clownshoes where ever I go, and not just
in EPW! Haha
yes! Good one, Dooley.
Well friends, and I use the term very lightly... your next
chance for a serving of Dooley should be in a week or so where I
will hit the West Coast of America. Hopefully the West has less
crack addicts than New York or EPW...
If only you could melt me down, heat me up on a teaspoon and
inject me into your arms.. that'd be the real way to get high..
and the best way experience Dooley.
Go away, freaks..
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