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Greeting Clownshoes, yes another chance for you to get your
almost weekly fix of Dooley.
This postcard finds me in Miami Beach, Florida; home of the
clear blue water, white sand and rollerblading hottie in a
bikini. And did you know, Miami and my bedroom have a lot in
common. In both, the temperature is warm. Both are known as the
playground of the rich and famous and both have thousands upon
thousands of tourists visit every year. The only difference is
in Miami, they stay longer than two minutes. That's not saying I
am a premature ejaculator like you're all thinking, it just
means I don't like to spoil the inner sanctum of Dooleyism with
foreign hands.
And speaking of religions almost as popularly supported as
Dooleyism, this picture is of me outside the Celebrity Centre of
Scientology in Miami. It was taken just moments before I met
with well known Scientologist Tom Cruise. The building is kept
under strict security and is a bit of a maze inside. I actually
got lost and ended up in a hallway closet instead of the meeting
lounge. Ha! Just my luck. After I finally came out of the
closest, Tom Cruise and I exchanged myspace addresses and I
continued on my adventures 'Quippin round the world'.
Until next time I bless your life with Dooleyism, I suggest you
leave me alone.
Oh, what the hell, I am a nice guy deep down. Here is
Tom Cruise's myspace address for you all to enjoy as
much as I have.
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