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With
EVOLUTION mere
days away, Team All Star’s Coach Brad West dropped
by the EPW offices for a chat with us. He also
refused to an interview unless we also acknowledged
him as the Executive Producer of the self proclaimed
‘hottest rap label in this country’, All Star
Records.
Brad West, first of all, how are you and your
team looking heading into EVOLUTION?
We’re confident, very confident!
The 2009 #1 Draft Pick Michael Morleone is extremely
focused on taking out Jose Del Santo. Of course,
that is providing Jose has proper clearance from a
doctor regarding the swine flu epidemic. Being
Mexican you can’t be too careful.
‘The Team Captain’ Sebastian Sander is ready to get
in the ring with three of EPW’s best in Davis Storm,
JT and AZ Vegara and walk away with the victory.
Evolution 2009 will be the weekend of The All Stars
as my assistant coach Vin Penhero and I have devised
strategies and plays that will guarantee our guys
victories…….
What are Team All Stars plans for night two?
Well if I could get a word in edge ways I’d get to
it. EPW Internet wrestling staff are just like
internet wrestling fans. Morons that think they know
it all and can put themselves over at my expense.
I’ve told you guys already I’m not going to do this
interview if you bait me. Do you mind if I continue?
By all means
After the successes of night one, we’re looking to
go out there and have a good time. I’ve been getting
hundreds and hundreds of emails daily by All Star
fans asking when the follow up single for Big Vin’s
“I’m Gangsta” CD is coming out?
Really?
Yes! What the hell is that suppose to mean? I’ll
tell you what net nerd, I don’t like the tone of
your voice. This is your last and final warning! Any
more snide remarks and I’m out of here.
Anyway I’ve been receiving hundreds and hundreds of
emails daily from All Star fans asking when I’m
planning on getting back in the studio and putting
together a new CD for our loyal supporters. Well All
Star Records is proud to announce that on night two
of Evolution, Australian Wrestling, Australian Hip
Hop and indeed the entertainment world, will be in
awe as Big Vin and the Don perform the new All Star
Record track, ‘Call Tha Cops’. The instrumentals
were written and recorded by yours truly. I am
without a doubt one of the most talented men in the
world today.
I’m so confident with my team that directly after
the second ever All Star Records Rap Concert we will
be throwing out a six man tag open challenge.
Whoever is stupid enough to step up and face some
combination of Brad West, Vin Penhero, Michael
Morleone or Sebastian Sander. So any one in the
locker room who think they’re good enough, we’ll be
making history at your expense.
Sebastian Sander won the Rising Star Cup in 2008
and you established Team All Star as a powerful
force in EPW. With Michael Morleone now on board,
what are your goals for 2009?
Titles, Rap Concerts, more titles, more rap concerts
and more women…what up!
You mentioned some months ago that you were in
contact with the world’s largest wrestling
organization and that you had secured a try out for
Sebastian Sander when they are in town in July. Do
you have any further developments regarding this
situation?
Sebastian Sander has a try out but it’s really more
of a formality. You see at first I was sending tapes
to different agents and talent scouts and then
receiving emails from those agents. Now I’m getting
calls every other day from the big cheese himself
just to chat about my ideologies of wrestling. He’s
not only interested in what Sebastian can bring to
the table but what I can do to further their
business myself.
So if Sander is picked up by the aforementioned
organization, what will that mean for the future of
Team All Star in EPW?
This time next year, people like you will be getting
up at seven am once a month to watch my man live on
pay per view from the US, it’s a done deal. As for
Team All Star while Sebastian and myself will be
overseas, I’ve built an empire here in EPW that will
continue to run. I’ve taught Big Vin everything I
know about this game. This year our #1 draft pick is
not a rookie. He’s a seasoned veteran and a two time
tag champ and next year we will select the 2010 #1
Draft Pick continue to grow and be successful.
And finally, if we interviewed you again in one
weeks time, what would you ideally be telling us
that Team All Star had achieved over the EVOLUTION
weekend?
Ideally? HA Let me tell you what I will be telling
you and the other EPW officials in one week’s time:
“Where do I sign to get Sebastian Sander a title
shot?”
“No I’m sorry Team All Star will not pay for Jose
Del Santo’s hospital bills”
“Where the hell is my money from the CD sales I know
we sold at least 5000 copies?”
“Please hold I’ve got an important call…...Hey
Vinnie Mac…. What’s been happening? What? You loved
what we did at Evolution? Great. I’ll see you at the
Dome before the show. Give my love to Linda and the
kids.” |